eyeballs
these are not eyeballs with optic nerves, but slices of kohlrabi, possibly the least interesting vegetable on earth, except that its husk is the most perfect asparagus green. so go ahead. enchant us, kohlrabi. just don’t make us eat you in the form of crunchy white batons tasting of nothing.
kohlrabi
The only way to eat the dumb things is sliced thick And served raw with a really delicious dip