clippings

my husband and i are possibly the worst clippers of our dog’s toenails that can be imagined. either we clip his nails too long and he clickety clicks his way painfully across our wood floors for weeks, or we clip them too short and he bleeds endlessly from the quick of one of his rear toes, despite all of the compacted corn starch we shove into the wound to stanch the flow. all i’m saying is that whoever clipped this dinosaur’s toenails knew what the bleep he was doing.

gooseneck barnacles