what i see in this asymmetrical ink blot are veins and arteries and blood clots because i just heard a story from my husband about a client of his who had a stroke last year. i doubt that herr rorschach would find this psychologically indicative of anything except the fact that i just got an hour of my husband’s time over a glass of wine in the middle of tax season, and i’m happy about it. though not, of course, happy about the client with the stroke. of course i’m not happy about that. why would you think that would make me happy? do you really think i would be happy about such a thing? you don’t even know me. why are you analyzing me like this? i’m fine. i’m totally normal. omg, leave me alone.
winter sunflower stems and seed heads